Shakespeare: Jeeves & Wooster: Gen
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100wordsTitle: Shakespeare
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Notes: Bertie muses on love and spats.
“Jeeves! One of your specials! What a day! What does the poet-chappie say about alterations and love? My love for Silverthimble is dead!”
“Your tailor, sir?”
“He won’t make any calico spats! Like the toppin’ ones I wore when I played Mungojerrie to Bingo Little’s Rumpelteazer at the Drones’ Old Possum’s Revue.”
“I’m gratifi—that is—I’m sorry, sir.”
“Is love an ever-fixed mark? Like that spot on the sideboard—I say, Jeeves, where is that spot I made with the squid?”
“I applied Cyril’s Cephalopodic Tonic.”
“Blast! What looks on tempests and is never shaken, Jeeves?”
“Your drink, sir.”
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Notes: Bertie muses on love and spats.
“Jeeves! One of your specials! What a day! What does the poet-chappie say about alterations and love? My love for Silverthimble is dead!”
“Your tailor, sir?”
“He won’t make any calico spats! Like the toppin’ ones I wore when I played Mungojerrie to Bingo Little’s Rumpelteazer at the Drones’ Old Possum’s Revue.”
“I’m gratifi—that is—I’m sorry, sir.”
“Is love an ever-fixed mark? Like that spot on the sideboard—I say, Jeeves, where is that spot I made with the squid?”
“I applied Cyril’s Cephalopodic Tonic.”
“Blast! What looks on tempests and is never shaken, Jeeves?”
“Your drink, sir.”
